I could really use ten dollars!!
No, I'm not a disaster victim...there are no disasters here in Buttcrack, Egypt. I just really need the ten bucks. I cannot tell you what I need it for, but it is not for drugs, booze, or sexually explicit material. I promise I won't spend it on food either because that's just like eating the money. If you're worried about postage, just buy the stamps out of the ten bucks and send me what's left over...hey...I'm not THAT picky. If you can find it in your heart to do this, then good luck will follow you for the next two and a half weeks, and you will pass your next dental checkup with flying colors. What do you say? :D :D

I just don't know what to think about this topic.Is this a spam?Or not?Tell me further info about this ten dollar thing Corran.

Spam? No way...if this were automatically generated and sent to everyone via private message, that would be one thing...I lovingly took the time to visit the board and post this topic as a cry for help. Hmm...you are probably asking for what I need this money...well, I already told what it's NOT for...but I guess I can tell you this much. I more or less placed an order online, then my funds were liquidated, so I basically have no money, and now my reputation is on the line to pay for this order or else...you can see my predicament. If this doesn't work, I'm going to go sell pencils on the street.

Oh,my!I didn't know.Well i could send you 10 bucks but i can't.I live in Slovakia and we are not using dollars here.And besides,i don't know your adress either

Dang...so close! Well, I appreciate the offer...I wish I lived in Slovakia so I could take you up on it. Come to think of it, if I don't pay for the order, I might move there to run from the bad reputation I'll develop out here...then maybe we can hang out... Wait...how far is Slovakia from Egypt? I don't have my map with me...

Well Slovakia is in Europa next to Austria and Czech republic.Check it.It would be very cool if you could live here.But i think you wouldn't understand our language.It would be very cool.Wolfenstein partys at my house :D

Maybe I could start learning now...I'm a fast learner...I'll have to look at my map. Wait. I don't have a map. I have this tiny globe that's made of metal and about the size of a gum ball. I'll go check that out.

That could be so KEWL!Do you realize?If you could live here,we could hang out and make Wolf3D mods together.That would be kewl.

Now a very big question.You can really do that?Move here,learn Slovak and leave your homeland?Wow,you'r cool! HINT:If you want to learn Slovak,change language of the board to Slovak.

Interesting suggestion. As far as whether I could leave my home country and learn a new language, I'm not entirely sure, since I've never tried it before. I have a suspicion that if I had that kind of talent, I'd be going places in life, but I'm not really. I have yet to put my name on a Wolf mod to date...

Well,and did you checked where is my little homeland?

Hmmm have U made a mod that u haven't realised?

Well, let's just say I've played around with the editors a bit. I have two mods that I thought were going promising but were never released. Whether or not they will ever is up in the air. I still don't know just where Slovakia is. Maybe my globe is too small.

Why don't u release them 2 the dome?

Well, sorry, but in this case, unreleased also = unfinished. I'd like to think they will be done some day, but I'm not making any promises. Anyway, the ideas basically suck so it might be back to the old drawing board.